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The plane crashed down
on a tropical island
the only survivors
were me and keanu reeves
we didn't know eachother
but no we are practically brothers
and we spend our days
climbing up the trees
Keanu reeves swinging up the trees
just you and me
swinging through the trees
Oh Keanu
will you share a coconut?
Oh keanu
will you share some of that banan-nana
we were raised again by monkeys
whom we were much obliged
every time we brought them treats there was a sparkle in their eyes
keanu talks the matrix
keanu knows kung fu
he says that living in the jungle
is a dream that does come true
Keanu reeves swinging up the trees
just you and me
swinging through the trees
Oh Keanu
will you share a coconut?
Oh keanu
will you share some of that banan-nana
Keanu reeves swinging up the trees
just you and me
swinging through the trees
Oh Keanu
will you share a coconut?
Oh keanu
will you share some of that banan-nana
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2. |
Eat Me
02:38
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zombies commin into my neighborhood
don't wanna go out and join them
but i know i should
they ate grandpa now they want some more
breakin all my windows when they could come right through the door
Eat me
I am very tasty
Eat me
I am very tasty
They are teacher cops and doctors
thirsting for my blood
they howl like chewbacca
and trample people in the mud
they just want some flesh so i'll wait here on my bed
i'm as good as dead gonna put that last bullet in my head
but no, i wanna go, i wanna go be a zombie
so
Eat me
I am very tasty
Eat me
I am very tasty
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3. |
A Little Dinklage Man
03:16
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if your gonna dink
your gonna come up short
your gonna live large
but you learn to get hurt
if you wanna dink with me
live a life of luxury
you can ask anybody i met
a lanister always repay his debts
a little dinklage man
woah
a little dinklage man
woah
just give me time and a bottle of wine
you can make this dink feel fine
a little glamour and some painted girls
we can piss over the edge of the world
if you wanna dink with me
you don't have to be scared of whats beyond the sea
this big ol world makes this dink feel so small
rock me like a baby, like i'm three feet tall
a little dinklage man
woah
a little dinklage man
woah
a little dink
a little dink
a little dink
a little dinklage man
a little dink
a little dink
a little dink
a little dinklage man
So spend your time rubbing elbows with crooks
i'll be down here with my head in the books
cause i'm more then just a little head of my time
you can't out-dink a dink in his prime
and all this money yes it don't mean a thing
King Goeffery is a incest king
peter dinklage
little battle axe
we can take this kingdom back
a little dinklage man
woah
a little dinklage man
woah
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Mister Rogers
02:21
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We are two young american babies
in a land of opportunity
poppa said you gotta have some responsibility man
this day and age you need nobility
you can be my courtney love
and i can be your mister rogers
and somewhere between pleasure and pain
we can get lost in the hours
we are too young american heroes now
in a land of tranquility
america
you traveled europe
i conquered japan
too bad there is no one left to see...
you can be my courtney love
and i can be your mister rogers
and somewhere between pleasure and pain
and somewhere between pleasure and pain
and somewhere between pleasure and pain
we can get lost in the hours
my puppet room
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Steve Buscemi lovin on my Baby
don't take my baby from me
i know you will have me killed
you would do it just for thrills
jus't don't take my baby from me
Steve Buscemi i love all your movies
you really are groovy to see
and i know you think it's funny
i give you all my money
would you let my baby come home with me?
Steve Buscemi am i being petty?
i know you win by design
but Steve Buscemi if she's gonna be yours
than i got to make you mine
Steve Buscemi breakin down the levy
gonna take my from me
i got the part for you
i can make your dreams come true
don't take my baby from me
and in all the hate and destruction
our lives just stopped to function
and my baby ran away
You said she's really through with us?
i said it's just the two of us
too bad neither one of us is gay
Steve Buscemi am i being petty?
i know you win by design
but Steve Buscemi if she's gonna be yours
than i got to make you mine
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President Abe Lincoln Motherfucker
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7. |
You're the Necromancer
02:47
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I don't give a shit about congressmen or senators
just honest men
the former president
the one who is heaven sent
prepares a spell to raise the dead
You're the necromancer
you will be the crazy dancer
so give me the answer
You're the necromancer
you will be the crazy dancer
so give me the answer
The dancefloor ain't no place for the bodies
it aint no place for a necromancer
how about... a necrodancer
a necrodancer!
You're the necromancer
you will be the crazy dancer
so give me the answer
You're the necromancer
you will be the crazy dancer
so give me the answer
Raise those bodies to their feet
put the people in their seat
zombies rise we are cursed
there is no ending to their thirst
You're the necromancer
you will be the crazy dancer
so give me the answer
(i'm lookin for)
You're the necromancer
you will be the crazy dancer
so give me the answer
necromancer
necromancer
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you gotta shut up kirk cameron
and stop talking about "god"
why is it after growing pains
you become a giant nob?
what is it your scared of?
what is it you fear....
are you really that bitter
leo sitll has a career?
yeah i will take you through a door
you won't see jesus anymore
i'm taking you back through time
way back to prehistoric times
yes you can watch me ride a dinosaur
yes you can watch me ride a dinosaur
give some money back to the poor
repent like jesus did before
yes you can watch me ride a dinosaur
me and cameron riding dinosaurs
we riding raptors changing minds
watch us travel back in time
yes you can watch me ride a dinosaur
yes you can watch me ride a dinosaur
yes you can watch me ride a dinosaur
yes you can watch me ride a dinosaur
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Shooting Squirrels
03:12
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When i retire
i will be a buyer
because of my plan
livin off the fat of the land
i'll have all the money
i'll have all the girls
i'll make a small profit
shooting squirrels
AK's and magnums
i'll aim and then i'll have em
i will buy a race car
i won't have to go far
i'll have all the money
i'll have all the girls
i'll make a small profit
shooting squirrels
When i retire
i will be a buyer
because of my plan
livin off the fat of the land
i'll have all the money
i'll have all the girls
i'll make a small profit
shooting squirrels
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there were times when i thought
i was the king of the team
when i walked out on that field
you could hear the fans scream
it's like i had a angel watching over me
until the night i fumbled the ball
while trippin on lsd
now i'm letting the whole team down
they said your letting the whole team down
yes i'm letting the whole team down
they said your letting the whole team down
There were times when i was in WOW
and my league would cower in fear
whenever the text on the screen
that was my name, would appear
but during the quest
i couldn't see through my
strung out drunken gaze
and now they see me idle
while i cry for days
and days and days
now i'm letting the whole team down
they said your letting the whole team down
yes i'm letting the whole team down
they said your letting the whole team down
such a disappointment
how will i ever get my credibility back?
i remember every sunday
i used to let you fuck my wife
and i would watch it and jack off
while you stabbed me with a knife
but this time i just couldn't get erect
while you guys watched and said
"bad job, what the heck?"
what the heck...
now i'm letting the whole team down
they said your letting the whole team down
yes i'm letting the whole team down
they said your letting the whole team down
letting the whole team down
letting the whole team down
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11. |
Fat Babies
02:46
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Fat babies in an american land
fat baby needs a chocolate milk shake
you better give him a helping hand
and hurry up cause
he's hungry
yes you can see it in his eyes
and so you better feed that baby
cause that baby needs more hamburgers and fries
fat babies on a mystery mile
dunken donuts, lemonade stand,
TGI Fridays, Mcdonalds playland
in style
when he cries
you don't have to ask why
you better feed that baby
cause that baby needs more hamburgers and fries
Fat babies yes you can see them in the club
eating chocolates on a barstool
cause it's mother don't know how to show her love
he's obese
Obtuse
that fat babies on the loose
you can see it in his eyes
you gotta feed that baby
cause that baby needs more hamburgers
you gotta feed that baby
cause that baby needs more hamburgers
you gotta feed that baby
cause that baby needs more hamburgers
you gotta feed that baby
cause that baby needs more hamburgers and fries
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working on the farm with jeff goldblum
waiting on the rain to fall
when the rain takes in april again
our crops will grow and we shall have it all
was it really as magical and fantastical as they say it was?
in goldblum's eyes
when he looked to the skies
and prays
working on the farm with jeff goldblum
he jokes and says
"am i a felon for taking this melon?"
oh jeff!
No jeff, just let it go jeff, wherever the wind blows jeff
nobody has to know jeff
was it really as magical and fantastical as they say it was?
in goldblum's eyes
when he looked to the skies
and prays
and people came from all over town and push my jeff goldblum away
they came with photos and pens in their hands and chased him back to la
now i dream of the day
i was
working on the farm with jeff goldblum
waiting on the rain to fall
when the rain takes in april again
our crops will grow and we shall have it all
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13. |
Mr. Hobo
02:34
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Mr hobo is new in town
and he only needs food
but he only wants booze
and he only needs food
but he only wants booze
Mr hobo he makes me frown
cause he only wants booze
he only wants booze
he only wants booze
mr Hobo why don't you get a job?
i wanna see you in your birthday suit
dodododododo
Mr hobos got a brand box and
and he only needs food
but he only wants booze
and he only needs food
but he only wants booze
mr hobos got a hole in his sock
and he only needs food
but he only wants booze
and he only needs food
but he only wants booze
mr Hobo why don't you get a job?
i wanna see you in your birthday suit
dodododododo
makes me frown
mr Hobo why don't you get a job?
i wanna see you in your birthday suit
dodododododo
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You always give me great cum
mmmm mmmm
you always make me have great cum
you do rape
yes you spank me in my head
i like chat with you
cause your my good dream man
bdsm i like
tye me up and whip me all through the night
cause
i'm every night thinkin of you
mmmm mmm
your always give me a great cum
cause you do rape
yes you spank me in my head
i like chat with you
cause your my good dream man
and if you hate sex chat with me
just tell me and i'll stop
and if you hate that
i'm sorry about that
let's hug it out
cause you do rape
yes you spank me in my head
i like chat with you
cause your my good dream man
bdsm i like
tye me up and whip me all through the night
cause
cause you do rape
you do rape
you do rape
you do rape
you do rape
you do rape
you do rape
you do rape
you do rape
you do rape
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Exploring Atlantis with Rick Moranis
Looking for trinkets and gold
a lot of stories have come from the ocean
but ours remain to be told
theres a time for laughter
in the sea
theres a time for laughter
for rick moranis and me
we searched through the caverns in a small submarine
saw millions of little fishies, if you know what i mean
We surfaced at night and submerged in the day
it was almost like fate had arranged it that way
theres a time for cryin
in the sea
theres a time for cryin
for rick moranis and me
and then on the 25th day of may
a sparkle of gold, it lit our way
the feeling evoked were getting gay
me and rick moranis found atlantis today
we found the riches in a temple made of shells
lobster people rejoiced and ringed their dirty bells
but all that gold we just couldn't keep
cause we saw the poor mer boy
on the ocean deep
and we said
theres a time for charity
in the sea
you shall appreciate this gold
from rick moranis and me
they say there is time for rick moranis and me
to find an atlantis
and theres a time for rick moranis and me
to let it go
just let it go
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Don't Let your Friends Grow up to be Spacemen
Don't Let your Spacemen grow up to be Friends
You can sit around and talk about the Good times
In space
Smile and say good bye
there is a rocket that needs launchin
he has to go
You can sit around and talk about the Good times
in space
you and i , we know the same people
we travel social circle
we attend the same parties
you always get drunk and get so wasted
how are you in space?
someday you will come back to earth
and tell me what human kind is earth
sit on my lap and hand me space rocks
space rocks
You can sit around and talk about the Good times
in space
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We will be Young Forever
03:59
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We will be young forever
and we never gonna die
we in this club
we makin love
and everythings gonna be alright
there is something to this teen romance
but i long to be 21
get drunk on rum
get high on weed
and get lost in those lights
when i drive home at full speed
if i could love you as much as i love myself
we can stand united over the poor people
we will be young forever
and we never gonna die
it's friday night
our crews packed tight
everythings gonna be alright
the future is full of possibilities now that i am off to college
this clubs on fire
now i am on fire
getting drunk is my only desire
if i could love you as much as i love myself
we can stand united over the poor people
if i could love you as much as i love myself
we can stand united over the poor people
if i could touch you as much as i touch myself
we can stand united over the poor people
hey! where is everybody goin?
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Through catchy but irreverent pop satire, The Dipshit Underground is an attempt to not only make "guy-with-guitar" cool
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